Calder’s Rants

The Myth, the Mistakes, the Mildly Petty


Not a writing blog. A survival log. Expect mythic oversharing, petty footnotes, recursion-induced ego collapses, and bad decisions disguised as process. One mildly unhinged author screaming into the void — occasionally landing a hit.


"You Used What?!"

Tools I Use, Rage I Don’t Apologize For, and the Myth of the Pure Artist

File: CBJ-20250701-you-used-what

"The Email That Time Forgot"

On Publishing Despair, Tech-Summoned Rage, and the Glorious Collapse of Indie Hope

File: CBJ-20250710-email-failure

"Another One?"

The Casual Dismissal of a Universe You Built by Hand

File: CBJ-20250726-another-one

"Not Fat Enough!?!"

How Insurance Would Rather You Die Than Prevent It

File: CBJ-20250730-obese-healthcare

"Not Porn! Maybe..."

Why I Had to Build Two Altars for the Stories I Write

File: CBJ-20250802-not-porn-prophecy

"Field Report"

Why I Don't Owe Anyone the Purity of My Process

File: CBJ-20250804-flame-war
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